Fat Wanker » Comedy http://fatwanker.com You can be a fat wanker too Mon, 30 Mar 2009 00:46:24 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.1 en hourly 1 Jerk the Ripper (part 2) http://fatwanker.com/jerk-the-ripper-part-2 http://fatwanker.com/jerk-the-ripper-part-2#comments Sat, 27 Dec 2008 16:38:54 +0000 http://fatwanker.com/comedy/jerk-the-ripper-part-2
kuku135 asked:


Jerk is a real jerk

]]> http://fatwanker.com/jerk-the-ripper-part-2/feed 0 2gether – Jillie (Part 3) http://fatwanker.com/2gether-jillie-part-3 http://fatwanker.com/2gether-jillie-part-3#comments Tue, 02 Dec 2008 21:11:28 +0000 http://fatwanker.com/comedy/2gether-jillie-part-3
iiilinus asked:


2gether : The Series

Episode 17 – Jillie

ATTN:

My camera battery died for the last minute and a half of the episode, so here is the transcript for it. I apologize! Next episode 07/19/08

Jill : I don’t know what kind of game you’re trying to play here but you’re acting like a real jerk. -She leaves really upset-
-Q.T. sighs-

Next Scene – Jill with Doug in room
Doug : You okay?
Jill : No.
Doug : Want some chicken?
-She shakes her head no-
-Q.T. appears in door way seeing Jill hug her dad and realizing his plan worked. Doug looks at him, and understands what happened.-

Next Scene – Saying goodbye to Jill
Doug : Jillie, I just want you to know I’m with ya. And if you turn out ******* I’m there for ya, If you turn out to be a two dollar hooker I’ll still love yah… lets just keep this going.
Jill : Okay Dad, you’re the best!

Next Scene – Jerry with Pamela Anderson again
Jerry : When I look at you, I know I’ll never look at another women again. You make it so easy getting over Erin. -Pamela is wearing Erin’s dress-
… Have you ever thought about cutting your hair?

Next Week on 2gether -
Mya : Hi I’m Mya
Doug : On a touching new episode of 2gether.
Chad : I love you robot dog.
Q.T. : There will never ever be another one like you.
Doug : AHHHHHH…. (Gets bit by the robot dog)
Mickey : *gets punched by a girl* Ahh… *In fruit costumes* She was a pro Lady Boxer!!!!!
Mickey : *Hits the girl* Whoooo hoo hoo!!
Jerry : Ghetto Superstar! I think not!
Mya : Stop the car please!

sorry for the poor quality…

]]> http://fatwanker.com/2gether-jillie-part-3/feed 3 Weird Al says sasukes PITIFUL! http://fatwanker.com/weird-al-says-sasukes-pitiful http://fatwanker.com/weird-al-says-sasukes-pitiful#comments Sat, 04 Oct 2008 22:32:18 +0000 http://fatwanker.com/comedy/weird-al-says-sasukes-pitiful
MangaGirl233 asked:



For leaving to go with shivers orochimaruso heres something to think about while your hanging out with protractable toungesyour pitiful.


Vaughn

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kingwoody1 asked:


I fixed up my old version because there were a couple things I wanted to change. Now it’s better.

Tegan

]]> http://fatwanker.com/ben-being-a-real-jerk/feed 0 a real Jerk.in a Hot Tub http://fatwanker.com/a-real-jerkin-a-hot-tub http://fatwanker.com/a-real-jerkin-a-hot-tub#comments Thu, 15 May 2008 19:14:20 +0000 http://fatwanker.com/comedy/a-real-jerkin-a-hot-tub
izhe77 asked:


Actor/Model Jon Fleming….acting…like a jerk, actually he’s a nice guy…little too much vinager, but a nice guy all the same

Alonso

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sumbook asked:


don’t you wish u would strangle this guy??

Jordyn

]]> http://fatwanker.com/how-to-be-a-real-jerk/feed 7 Jerk the Ripper (part 1) http://fatwanker.com/jerk-the-ripper-part-1 http://fatwanker.com/jerk-the-ripper-part-1#comments Sat, 22 Mar 2008 22:54:18 +0000 http://fatwanker.com/comedy/jerk-the-ripper-part-1
kuku135 asked:


Jerk is a real jerk

Jaslene

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