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Jerk the Ripper (part 2)

December 27th, 2008 | Author:

kuku135 asked:

Jerk is a real jerk

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2gether – Jillie (Part 3)

December 2nd, 2008 | Author:

iiilinus asked:

2gether : The Series

Episode 17 – Jillie

ATTN:

My camera battery died for the last minute and a half of the episode, so here is the transcript for it. I apologize! Next episode 07/19/08

Jill : I don’t know what kind of game you’re trying to play here but you’re acting like a real jerk. -She leaves really upset-
-Q.T. sighs-

Next Scene – Jill with Doug in room
Doug : You okay?
Jill : No.
Doug : Want some chicken?
-She shakes her head no-
-Q.T. appears in door way seeing Jill hug her dad and realizing his plan worked. Doug looks at him, and understands what happened.-

Next Scene – Saying goodbye to Jill
Doug : Jillie, I just want you to know I’m with ya. And if you turn out ******* I’m there for ya, If you turn out to be a two dollar hooker I’ll still love yah… lets just keep this going.
Jill : Okay Dad, you’re the best!

Next Scene – Jerry with Pamela Anderson again
Jerry : When I look at you, I know I’ll never look at another women again. You make it so easy getting over Erin. -Pamela is wearing Erin’s dress-
… Have you ever thought about cutting your hair?

Next Week on 2gether -
Mya : Hi I’m Mya
Doug : On a touching new episode of 2gether.
Chad : I love you robot dog.
Q.T. : There will never ever be another one like you.
Doug : AHHHHHH…. (Gets bit by the robot dog)
Mickey : *gets punched by a girl* Ahh… *In fruit costumes* She was a pro Lady Boxer!!!!!
Mickey : *Hits the girl* Whoooo hoo hoo!!
Jerry : Ghetto Superstar! I think not!
Mya : Stop the car please!

sorry for the poor quality…