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		<title>Just Friends ~ A Nemi &amp; Jelena Story ~ Ep. 12</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Dec 2008 19:03:16 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Animals]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bff]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Girly Voice]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[God]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Group Hug]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Hi Mom]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Selena Gomez]]></category>
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jonasbrotherluver012 asked: 

STORY HERE!!!
Demi: who are you guys?
Selena: *about to cry* you dont remember me?
Demi: im just kidding! How could I not remember my BFF and Joe Jonas?
Selena: oh my gosh thank god!
Demi: um wheres Nick?
Selena: we left him sleeping, hes a real jerk
Joe: yea
Demi: what did he do?
Selena: he said you were gonna die!
Demi: [...]]]></description>
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<p><br/>STORY HERE!!!</p>
<p>Demi: who are you guys?<br />
Selena: *about to cry* you dont remember me?<br />
Demi: im just kidding! How could I not remember my BFF and Joe Jonas?<br />
Selena: oh my gosh thank god!<br />
Demi: um wheres Nick?<br />
Selena: we left him sleeping, hes a real jerk<br />
Joe: yea<br />
Demi: what did he do?<br />
Selena: he said you were gonna die!<br />
Demi: JERK!!!<br />
Joe: *girly voice* yea like O-M-G!<br />
Selena: youre a dorkle you know that right?<br />
Joe: ever since I was born<br />
Demi: good!<br />
Selena: when can you get out?<br />
Demi: I dont know, lets go ask<br />
Joe: I will *he leaves and asks* *he comes back*<br />
Joe: you can leave now!<br />
Demi &#038; Selena: YAY!!<br />
Demi: im gonna talk to my mom and sisters first *goes to Dallas and Madisons room*<br />
Demi: hey guys im up!<br />
Dallas: oh thats great *hugs*<br />
Madison: hi Demi *hugs* did you hear?<br />
Demi: hear what?<br />
Dallas: oh they forgot to tell you<br />
Demi: *worried* tell me what Dallas?<br />
Dallas: dadhe<br />
Demi: he what?<br />
Madison: he died *bursts into tears*<br />
Demi: really? *not believing*<br />
Dallas: yup, sorry sis<br />
Demi: its ok, im gonna talk to mom<br />
Madison: bye bye<br />
*Demi goes to her moms room*<br />
Demi: hi mom<br />
Mrs. L: hey sweetie<br />
Demi: mom, can I go home, while you guys stay on vacation?<br />
Mrs. L: of course dear, but we decided to stay out here longer, because it might make us feel better, I dont know<br />
Demi: ok well bye mom I love you *hugs*<br />
Mrs. L: I love you to<br />
*Demi leaves the room*<br />
Joe: shall we go?<br />
Demi: yea<br />
Selena: ok back to the hotel to get our stuff *they go to the hotel, and Nick is freaking out*<br />
Nick: where were you guys?<br />
Selena: the hospital, Demi woke up<br />
Nick: oh my gosh! Demi! *hugs her*<br />
Joe: I feel a group hug coming on *group hug* (awww)<br />
Selena: im still mad at you Nick<br />
Nick: I know and im really sorry<br />
Selena: prove it!<br />
Nick: how?<br />
Demi: run down the halls screaming IM SORRY SELENA GOMEZ! over and over again until we get out of the hotel<br />
Selena: nice one Demz, yea thats how youll prove it<br />
Nick: ok *he does that and a lot of people stare at him weirdly*<br />
*they go on the plane back to L.A. (thats where they live) and no one kisses anybody (haha)*<br />
-at JBs house-<br />
*they walk in the door*<br />
Denise: oh where have you guys been?<br />
Joe: Hawaii didnt Kevin tell you?<br />
Paul: no he didnt, hes still sleeping<br />
Nick: oh well Demi was in a car crash a couple days ago<br />
Selena: and I needed a ride to the airport and Nick decided that he wanted to come with me<br />
Joe: but Kevin wouldnt let him come unless I came with, so I did<br />
Demi: and I know nothing about this (lol)<br />
Denise: its ok guys, but boys, we need to go shopping. School starts in a week<br />
Nick: really?<br />
Paul: yea<br />
Joe: wow<br />
Selena: yikes I need to go shopping too<br />
Demi: not without me!<br />
Selena: of course<br />
Denise: why dont you come with us?<br />
Selena: ok<br />
Demi: that would be fun<br />
Denise: ok good<br />
*they go shopping, blah blah blah* *Selena and JB go back to JBs house, but Demi has a babysitting job*<br />
-in Nicks room with Selena and Nick-<br />
Selena: can I tell you a secret?<br />
Nick: of course what is it?<br />
Selena: well, I .</p>
<p>________________________<br />
Oohh, whats the secret?<br />
Find out next time!</p>
<p>Peace~Love~Jonas<br/><br/></div>
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		<title>Praying Mantis being a cocky jerk</title>
		<link>http://fatwanker.com/praying-mantis-being-a-cocky-jerk</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Nov 2008 15:18:30 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Animals]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Praying Mantis]]></category>
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MBXfilms asked: 

The mantis is real jerk that just wants to fight everyone.
Alexander
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<div><em><strong>MBXfilms</strong> asked: </em><br/><br/>
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<p><br/><br/>The mantis is real jerk that just wants to fight everyone.<br />
<br/><br/>Alexander</div>
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