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Demi: who are you guys?
Selena: *about to cry* you dont remember me?
Demi: im just kidding! How could I not remember my BFF and Joe Jonas?
Selena: oh my gosh thank god!
Demi: um wheres Nick?
Selena: we left him sleeping, hes a real jerk
Joe: yea
Demi: what did he do?
Selena: he said you were gonna die!
Demi: JERK!!!
Joe: *girly voice* yea like O-M-G!
Selena: youre a dorkle you know that right?
Joe: ever since I was born
Demi: good!
Selena: when can you get out?
Demi: I dont know, lets go ask
Joe: I will *he leaves and asks* *he comes back*
Joe: you can leave now!
Demi & Selena: YAY!!
Demi: im gonna talk to my mom and sisters first *goes to Dallas and Madisons room*
Demi: hey guys im up!
Dallas: oh thats great *hugs*
Madison: hi Demi *hugs* did you hear?
Demi: hear what?
Dallas: oh they forgot to tell you
Demi: *worried* tell me what Dallas?
Dallas: dadhe
Demi: he what?
Madison: he died *bursts into tears*
Demi: really? *not believing*
Dallas: yup, sorry sis
Demi: its ok, im gonna talk to mom
Madison: bye bye
*Demi goes to her moms room*
Demi: hi mom
Mrs. L: hey sweetie
Demi: mom, can I go home, while you guys stay on vacation?
Mrs. L: of course dear, but we decided to stay out here longer, because it might make us feel better, I dont know
Demi: ok well bye mom I love you *hugs*
Mrs. L: I love you to
*Demi leaves the room*
Joe: shall we go?
Demi: yea
Selena: ok back to the hotel to get our stuff *they go to the hotel, and Nick is freaking out*
Nick: where were you guys?
Selena: the hospital, Demi woke up
Nick: oh my gosh! Demi! *hugs her*
Joe: I feel a group hug coming on *group hug* (awww)
Selena: im still mad at you Nick
Nick: I know and im really sorry
Selena: prove it!
Nick: how?
Demi: run down the halls screaming IM SORRY SELENA GOMEZ! over and over again until we get out of the hotel
Selena: nice one Demz, yea thats how youll prove it
Nick: ok *he does that and a lot of people stare at him weirdly*
*they go on the plane back to L.A. (thats where they live) and no one kisses anybody (haha)*
-at JBs house-
*they walk in the door*
Denise: oh where have you guys been?
Joe: Hawaii didnt Kevin tell you?
Paul: no he didnt, hes still sleeping
Nick: oh well Demi was in a car crash a couple days ago
Selena: and I needed a ride to the airport and Nick decided that he wanted to come with me
Joe: but Kevin wouldnt let him come unless I came with, so I did
Demi: and I know nothing about this (lol)
Denise: its ok guys, but boys, we need to go shopping. School starts in a week
Nick: really?
Paul: yea
Joe: wow
Selena: yikes I need to go shopping too
Demi: not without me!
Selena: of course
Denise: why dont you come with us?
Selena: ok
Demi: that would be fun
Denise: ok good
*they go shopping, blah blah blah* *Selena and JB go back to JBs house, but Demi has a babysitting job*
-in Nicks room with Selena and Nick-
Selena: can I tell you a secret?
Nick: of course what is it?
Selena: well, I .

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Oohh, whats the secret?
Find out next time!

Peace~Love~Jonas

The mantis is real jerk that just wants to fight everyone.


Alexander