Fat Wanker

Stephanie C asked:


I thought it said Dana but only caught the last script part when he was talking about winning a date with him?

( I think he is a real jerk doing this)

The XShadowX Proves The Sunshine asked:


i’ve had this friend my whole life and recently she’s been a real jerk.
she’s been trying to turn my friends against me by telling them all these lies about me.

she went on my facebook (onto my account) and deleted people with a message saying how i didnt lke them anymore.

she tell me things like
i’m stingy
a drug addict
ugly and will never amount to anything

she says how no guy would ever want me and how every guy wants her but then when a guy hits on her she acts all disgusted and if a guy just looks at her she thinks they obviously love her (when theyr probably looking at her clothes and hair cuz she dresses really funny sometimes like… the bad dunny)

she just has really been hurting me lately
i tried to talk to her about it but she got completely defensive and then began on and on about how beautiful she was and how great she was.

i want to smack her!

she’s really hurting me.
please help
i meant the bad funny btw…not the bad dunny
i dont think she knows i’m mad at her though….do you think theres any chance of reconciling?

how can i talk to her?
her excuse is that she broke up with her bf of two months….
they broke up six months ago….yeh most people would get over that by now but not her… she drags it on as long as possible

BARBIE asked:


My ex(never married) share custody of our child together. The arrangement was just about 50% last year. He claimed our child the year before and I feel since we share custody evenly that i should be able to claim him this year. However he is a real jerk and i feel will give me a hard time if i try and talk to him about it. Should i just go ahead and claim my child and then try and work it our with the IRS? I am filing first this year. The court papers never comment on who can claim the child for taxes.thanks

nosilas asked:


I like this guy in my PE class. His friends are real jerks to me, but hes nice on his own. I used to not think he was cute, but I always catch him staring at me. Just jokingly he called me his future wife one time??? He’s always where I am, just by coincidence, but I don’t think he knows my name. He’s really popular and I’m like a nerd.

purple dove asked:


A real 2 kleenex box song. One that touches the heart. Serious answers only please.

jackattack asked:


Anyone famous you’ve met who were absolute d-bags? Explain.

red_rabbit239 asked:


Can I move out of Alabama to California at 16 with my younger sister, if my mom gets me an apartment and helps me with rent?
I plan on getting a job, and my mom said she would help me if I needed it. I really want to move because my moms new husband is a real jerk and I can’t take it anymore. I am responsible and I know what I’ll have to do. Is it legal?
Yeah, I live in Alabama. And I’m not sure yet what part of California I want to move to. But I want to take my younger sister with me. Can I do that?

Muffinz asked:


ok here it goes: For 8 months i have been going out with this guy. We were seriously into each other, and it was something really special. Well, now we go to different schools, and barely talk to each other( did i mention he lives about 4 hours away) so a few days ago we broke up and went our ways. What really gets me is that he told me he loved me before he said bye, completely. Please, someone tell me what the hell i can do to get over this break up, seriously, it hurts really bad. please.

Dovie asked:


I mean someone who is calling you vile names and yelling. What can you say to make them stop and make them think of themselves as a real jerk for going off in the first place? Any smart comebacks or effective words?
This is my abusicve ex-husband. We have children together, so I have to talk to him sometimes. Every single time I’m on the phone with him he starts screaming obscenities and yelling about me being a bitch, etc..

Obviously, this is distressing and hurtful as I try to be really fair and nice – Just an indication of how our whole long marriage was. I usually hang up, but this makes him even more nasty the next time.

nikkiNARCOTICSxx asked:


ohkay. well i started talking to a guy (jordan) and we really hit it off. we agreed on lots of things: fave hockey teams, food, etc. And so we started flirting and he called me beautiful and asked me out and blahblahblah. He really led me on. And then he found out that i was short (like 5′2 and hes like 5′7) and so he started acting like a REAL JERK!! he made comments on all my facebook pictures saying things like ‘you disgust me’ and ‘ew youre soo gross.’ Then he got his friend to flirt with me and proceeded to call me a sIut and wh0re and stuff! AND I DIDNT EVEN FLIRT WITH THE GUY!

This guy has made my life soo hard. I tried to block him but he kept apologizing and saying that he wouldnt do it again. So i unblocked him. But then he did it again! He made fun of me and called me really mean stuff. This guy made me cry..
and ps. im a cutter, so he added to that too. ugh.

does anyone have advice on how to help me with this retarded situation?
–thnxx.
i didnt meet him online, like i was at the same school dance as him. but i guess he didnt realize my shortness.
hes a fagggg.